Free Shipping (aka the Perk You Actually Want)
Here’s the deal:
If your order totals $50 or more, we’ll ship it for free. No promo code. No hoops. Just add to cart, hit the magic number, and you’re good.
Got a free shipping code? Even better. Use it at checkout, and we’ll take care of the rest—no matter how much (or how little) you spent.
A few things to keep in mind:
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Free shipping applies to standard U.S. delivery only.
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Expedited or international shipping? Still a thing—but not a free thing.
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Promo codes can’t be combined (unless we say so, and we probably won’t).
We like keeping it simple: make someone laugh, own your mess, and enjoy the perks while you’re at it.

