Free Shipping (aka the Perk You Actually Want)

Here’s the deal:
If your order totals $50 or more, we’ll ship it for free. No promo code. No hoops. Just add to cart, hit the magic number, and you’re good.

Got a free shipping code? Even better. Use it at checkout, and we’ll take care of the rest—no matter how much (or how little) you spent.

A few things to keep in mind:

  • Free shipping applies to standard U.S. delivery only.

  • Expedited or international shipping? Still a thing—but not a free thing.

  • Promo codes can’t be combined (unless we say so, and we probably won’t).

We like keeping it simple: make someone laugh, own your mess, and enjoy the perks while you’re at it.